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Sunday, 29 June 2008

Night of Champions Preview

Night of Champions

Tonight is Night of Champions, the bastard son of Vengeance, and WWE knows a thing or two about bastard sons. In fact, he’s wrestling for a TITLE tonight. God help us. On to the card..........

It’s a tricky card to set up, because at least two matches are rumoured or have been mentioned, but are not on the official card on WWE.com. Also, the draft last week sent a few people who are involved in the all-title match card to different brands, confusing the championship picture.

The first question mark is Chris Jericho against an as-yet unnamed opponent. Chris told me in an interview for The Sun Online two weeks ago that he will be appearing at the Pay Per View, and he again mentioned it last week on Raw.

It is possible that he could have a match with a number of individuals who are not on the card as yet. Jeff Hardy is one, although it is hard to see how that would benefit either man, as Jericho ought to be kept strong for a rematch with Shawn Michaels, and Hardy has gone to Smackdown anyway, possibly for a tilt at Edge’s title – should he keep it tonight.

Jericho may defend against Shawn, but it is again hard to see the point in that. The IC strap would do nothing for HBKs’s career, and if you are going to have these men fight again, you’d have to promote it for a while, wouldn’t you?

Perhaps the most likely opponent is CM Punk. You’d think that Jericho and Punk would put on a decent contest, and with Punk now on the ‘A’ show, the secondary title might be a nice leg-up for him. He could parade his IC belt, and claim that now he has the taste for gold again, the Money in the Bank could be used soon.

It is hard to see a claim for any other member of the Raw roster to step up to face Y2J. Perhaps the most likely scenario is that they’ll have Jericho beg off having a match to build his heel credentials. Or better still, since Night of Champions is supposed to feature stars from the past, they may even bring out a Rick Steamboat or someone, a famous former Intercontinental Champion, to face Jericho for a quick nostalgia pop, then Jericho could get the victory over them, beat them down after the match and the legend gets saved by Michaels.

The other question mark match is an alleged Divas title on Smackdown, which was mentioned (I think by JR) in commentary during Raw. Natalya vs an unknown Diva is supposed to be the match. Again, hard to pick out a likely opponent. If it’s Michelle McCool, why not just say that anyway. Same goes for draftee Maria and after that you are talking Victoria (Natalya’s ally) which wouldn’t make sense. I’d look for a debut here, but I’d struggle to offer you a name. Leave this one blank.

One other mystery is the partner of Ted DiBiase Jnr. He and one other will take on tag team champions on Raw Hardcore Holly and Cody Rhodes.

It seems pointless to build up the debut of Ted Jnr only to have him announce a partner and then lose. Some were speculating his partner to be DH Smith, but Harry’s been carted off to Smackdown, so that seems unlikely. The other prominent rumour was that DiBiase’s partner would be..........Cody Rhodes. I don’t particularly understand that, and it certainly wouldn’t make sense, but since when did logic come in to play? This is Sportz Entertainment, baybee!

I’m going to go out on a limb and pull together several pieces of circumstantial evidence, using *gasp* logic. Ted comes out, and says he scoured the WWE roster for the perfect partner. Someone young and hungry, like himself. Someone whose family has known greatness, like his family has. And someone who is a proven tag team wrestler. Ted DiBiase Jnr then introduces...........

Jimmy Snuka Jnr, AKA Deuce.

Deuce (and not Domino) was moved to Raw in the supplemental draft this week. Deuce, apparently, is being repackaged. Also, there have been rumours that a stable will be formed out of second/third generation stars, so the adopted son of the Superfly would make sense to tag up with the offspring of the Million Dollar Man.

As mentioned previously, Night of Champions last year brought back a bunch of legends of the past, so Snuka Snr will likely be in attendance. Add all this to the fact that that it is very unlikely that a big name will be Ted’s partner, because if the surprise wrestler was anyone of any note, they’d advertise it.

As a final note on this subject, there is an ongoing joke about WWE that most times when a mystery wrestler is announced, it’s Jimmy Snuka. The fact that it could be his son would be a joke I could WWE using.

Prediction: Ted’s partner to be Snuka Jnr, and the two Jnr’s to win. Perhaps with Cody doing a swerve, but if he does, I’d expect the break up of Holly and Rhodes to be on Raw, with Cody and Holly having a match signed, which Cody would win with Snuka and DiBiase’s help.

Womens title – Mickie James v Katie Lea
This is an odd match to sign, surrounding an odd series of programmes and situations. Katie Lea’s kayfabe brother Paul had a staccato feud with Ken Kennedy which didn’t really get either man anywhere. Katie Lea has had precious little build up to face Mickie. Beth Phoenix has seemingly disappeared for now and Mickie’s flirtations with John Cena seems to have gone nowhere either.

So out of all that, we have Katie v Mickie, for no good reason, really. Although they don’t normally bury the challenger when they are as fresh as Katie, and they have build up the idea of the first British Women’s champion, I’m still going to plump for Mickie. I think that she is the more likely candidate for taking the belt forward, maybe building up to a rematch with Beth.

Prediction: Mickie to win clean

Tag Team Titles (Smackdown) Miz and Morrison v Finlay and Hornswoggle
I think Morrison is the most improved guy on the roster over the last couple of years, and while people may not like Mike Mizanin, he is a heel, remember. The act these two have developed over the last few months has been good.

So they’ll lose to the midget fella, won’t they?

Prediction: Finlay and Hornswoggle to keep Irish eyes a-smilin’. But no-one else’s.

US Championship – Matt Hardy v Chavo Guerrero
Now we are into the realms of confusion. There are so many intangible as far as belts go. And I’m not complaining. I think it’s a good thing for the fans to be kept guessing as to the destination of not only wrestlers, but the titles themselves.

Matt Hardy is now a member of the ECW roster, and while the ECW and Smackdown crews have interchanged over the last little while, this match is contestes between two ECW guys

Matt is possibly being moved to ECW for a tilt at the ECW strap – which is on Raw now. If you are keeping up.

The ECW is so weakly valued that having it and the US title on the same show seems pointless. However, as mentioned, this match is between two ECW wrestlers, so really tough to call.

I’ll take Matt to win, because I think for the him the draft was an indication that they want to make him one of the top stars of a brand, even it is the ‘C’ brand. He’ll keep the US title tonight, defending it cleanly against Chavo, and will perhaps eventually be moved to challenge the ECW champion.

ECW Title – Kane v Big Show v Mark Henry
This looks like it’ll be a classic, doesn’t it? (note sarcasm)

I’m not going to analyse the ins and outs of this one (because it makes me sad) so I’ll simply say that I think Big Show will win the match. I think that they added Henry to the fray to a) give him something to do and b) declare that the match is between one Raw guy (Kane), one Smackdown wrestler (Big Show) and one ECW competitor (Henry).

The reason I’m saying Show to get his hand raised is that I can foresee him going back to the position he was shortly before he left. On top of the Land of Extreme (God I hate saying that – I don’t know why I typed it) and dominant.

Paul Wight is the type of guy that has a sensible head on those big shoulders of his, and he strikes me as exactly the kind of person that would enjoy being on the top so he could be knocked down, in order to make a star.

So, stick Show on top of ECW, make him dominant, cocky about it, and maybe even push him as more of a heel. Have him knock off a few challengers, then have him run down Matt Hardy. Make Hardy the honest babyface and Show the domineering heel, and have Hardy keep on going at Show, but not making it in any verbal joust, tag match or backstage altercation. Perhaps have Hardy drop the US Title in a match where Big Show is the ref, who screws Matt out of it. Keep the one-on-one match to one side, then book Matt v Show at Summerslam, and left it go a while, perhaps even having Matt kick out of a Chokeslam.


Matt wins, Shows acts pissed off and the crowd go wild. When it looks like Show is going to attack Matt in a fit of revenge, he extends his hand as a sign that the better man won. For now, I can’t think of a better way of trying to push Matt hardy and get him over on another level.

That’s what I’d do anyway.

Prediction: Show – whether they do all of the above or not.

Edge v Batista (World Heavyweight Title), Triple H v John Cena (WWE Title)
This is so tough to call, because you can’t help but look at the belts in tandem, so with Triple H on Smackdown holding the WWE Title, but also having Edge on the same brand with the Big Gold Belt, it don’t make no sense, partnah!

Of course, the challengers to the belts are now both Raw guys, since Monday’s draft.

The straightforward way of viewing this is that one match is won by a Raw guy and the other by a Smackdown guy.

So making a quick double prediction, I’d take Edge to lose his title to Batista, while Triple H beats Cena. Reason being that Triple H lost to Cena before at Wrestlemania, when it made sense. Cena doesn’t need elevating, and I think it hurts Trips too much to lose this one.

I also think that Triple H to Smackdown is intended to raise the profile of the brand, what with their upcoming debut on a new network. So by taking the WWE belt – considered to be the bigger of the two prizes – it gives Smackdown even more credibility.

Batista winning sends him to Raw with a belt, and perhaps Cena can go after (and win) that one. Edge could then challenge Triple H as things are simply swapped over between the big four in this PPV.

That’s not especially exciting, but it’s logical and practical. But here’s something which really could happen, and would be a pleasant swerve.

Remember Wrestlemania? Well, at the big event in Orlando, Trips v Cena v Orton was quite early in the card. Orton, a heel, won this contest, which was largely predictable due to the match’s scheduling. It also meant that smart money was on Taker to beat Edge in the main event, to send the crowd home happy with a babyface title win.

This might still be in the minds of the creative team, so they put Edge v Batista on early. Ignoring my previous predictions, let say Edge wins to make the first belt go to a heel and stay on Smackdown.

Later on, Cena and Triple H is the main event, so it will be a babyface to win and round off the night.

Cena and Triple H have a long and bloody battle. Both men have a bunch of near-falls and come out of the match looking strong, but Triple H just shades it. The audience is all thinking about a win for Cena to get the belt back to Raw and retain continuity, but now everything is blown apart. Both title on Smackdown..................?

No. As Triple H can barely stand, we hear the music of CM Punk.

Briefcase in hand, Punk cashes in his Money in the Bank, and the title changes hands. It means the WWE title is on Raw, and normality is restored by having a world title on each brand. It means Triple H equals the score with Cena, whetting the appetite for a rubber match in the future, and also Triple H stays strong by not losing the belt cleanly. He is now free to challenge Edge for that belt, creating a new feud whilst not looking weak for having lost his other championship.

You know, it’s unlikely to happen, but wouldn’t it be cool if it did?

Sunday, 15 June 2008

TNA -Two Nights: Awesome

Right, first let’s get the gripes out of the way. Christian Cage was not on the tour, only two Knockouts came over, three of us had to share one room in the hotel and one of the Carlsberg’s I had in the arena was warm.

Apart from that, I had a blast. The trip from my home in the heart of Devon to Liverpool, some 400 miles and a five hour train journey away, was more than worth it.

Normally when telling you about away days, I waffle too long about the nuances of the journey. This time I won’t do that, and instead I’ll begin the story from the moment I stepped down the steps out of Liverpool’s Lime Street train station.

I’d like to thank the very kind WPC for her kind help, pleasant nature and free map when I asked her for directions to my hotel. I’d also like to admonish her for confusing the hell of me and for my embarrassment as I attempted to follow her instructions only to emerge from the subway about 100 yard from the point I entered it, but nearly ten minutes later.

Finding the hotel proved to be harder than finding the logic in a Warrior interview, but find it I did, and met up with my two compadres for the duration of my stay in Merseyland – Mr Simon Rothstein, head honco of the Sun Wrestling, and Phil Allely, our TNA Guru (Not Sonjay), token Irishman, and man whose name sounds like stamp collecting. The work of “So Bel Phil”, as we christened him in a manner we felt befit him after he professed his admiration for Jay Lethal’s valet, can be viewed here –

After a tasty dinner in Liverpool’s second favourite Nando, we headed to Liverpool Olympia. The venue is out of the city centre, and is distinctly unremarkable from the outside. However, once inside, it resembles the Hammerstein Ballroom, where the ECW One Night Stand Pay Per View took place (the first one – the amazing one). The feel is of a quaint old theatre, and it was a building very different to the O2 Arena, where I last saw a wrestling show.

This was to be my first time watching TNA live, and I’ll admit right now to not being a loyal TNA-ite, and only sporadically watching Impact until finding out about 8 weeks ago that I’d be able to attend these two shows.

Over two months of programming and Pay Per Views, I’ve been reasonably pleased with the product, especially the wrestling. WWE’s problem right now is not a lack of star power, or even talented wrestlers, it’s that the focus is on poor storytelling.

Heavy storytelling and angles rather than wrestling is not a bad thing. I know most people criticise WWE for this, but they should remember that back in 1998-2000, both WWE was red hot, and they were very heavy on the backstage stuff and development of story rather than in-ring product. And the show was better for it. It was entertaining, got you involved emotionally, and satisfied you.

Now, a lot of attention is heaped on garbage like Hornswaggle being Vince’s son, and lame stuff like that. We’ve seen it all before, and now is the time (I’m sounding like Verne Gagne here) to go back to what brung us, what is says on the marquee – ‘rasslin’.

The two WWE shows I saw in the O2 arena in April were ok, but nothing more. I heard reports from House Shows which were very negative. Of course, it depends on the perspective. If the majority of the audience are young kids simply excited to see their heroes, then they will likely be more satisfied by a WWE house show than watching, say, an ROH DVD with Kevin Steen and El Generico.

Those that know their stuff, though, were turned off by House Shows with the guys ‘phoning it in’ and putting on very ordinary, “cookie-cutter” bouts. The buzz from TNA was this tour would be different. And it was.

TNA is uniquely positioned in that it’s roster is a combination of technical and high-flying workers who would grace ROH and other like-minded promotions, but also has an added, WWE-like glamour to it, with big-name stars like Sting, Nash, Angle and Booker T that have been there and done it in the big leagues.

But they can go. You don’t see many folks in TNA who can’t work, and it was noticeable that the limited roster that they bought to England, featured – in no particular order - AJ Styles, Abyss, Jay Lethal, Sonjay Dutt, Robert Roode, Chris Sabin, Alex Shelley, Petey Williams, Homicide, Hernandez, James Storm, Gail Kim, Awesome Kong, Booker T and Rhino. Oh, and a bloke called Joe. Samoan I think we was.

This line up was augmented by Kurt Angle, but in a non-wrestling capacity, and Doug Williams, UK talent and soon-to-be TNA talent, for the World X Cup at the very least.

Conspicuous by their absence were Team 3D, Kip James, BG James, Matt Morgan, Tomko and so forth. Bigger guys who have their worth, but to work a series of great matches on house shows, not necessarily the best fit.

TNA’s roster could still be greatly improved and honed, but they should be credited on a roster that has a great deal of wrestling depth, and this is something they HAVE to exploit. They also have another major ace in the hole, but we’ll come to that in due course.

So, arriving at the arena, to see what our cabbie described as the biggest queue he’d seen outside the venue, we were ushered in through a side door by Steven Godfrey.

Publicist, I believe is his official title, but this trip featured him filling all kinds of roles, including getting ice for the guys and even assisting with stitches being applied, after James Storm took a nasty gash to his left eye on night two, which was done hard way, with even the Tennessee Cowboy himself not knowing how it was done. Sorry about your damn luck, James.

Steve was an absolutely top man, and I can’t tell you how well we were looked after by him, in a manner not consistent with how Wrestling journalists can be typically considered.

We got to see Alex Shane, who was the promoter for the tour, also a successful British grappler in his own right but more importantly a feature columnist for the truly marvellous Fighting Spirit Magazine. (Cheap Pop). Alex had a chat with a chap called Martin (sorry, mate, I forget your surname) who had use of a nice little box overlooking the 6-sided ring. Martin is promoting a show in Wolverhampton in September which I’m hoping to get to, and sounds fantastic. Roderick Strong and Austin Aries are just two names off the top of my head that are appearing. Check out ....for info.

This is getting like a bloody infomercial! And I’m not getting paid for the plugs! Maybe I’ll get a freebie...........:-)

The box was a fantastic spot to watch the show from. Not just the matches, but the audience. Think ECW and you’re on the lines of what this crowd was like. Not so cult-like, not so bloodthirsty (there was very little violence or hardcore wrestling on either show) but just as enthusiastic, and very knowledgeable.

Interestingly, the first chant of the night featured profanity. Our came out host for the evening, Jeremy Borash, who prompted fell up the ring steps and bumped on the side of the ring – I have it on VERY good authority that it was NOT intentional.

“You fouled up, You fouled up” was not the chant. I’m sure you can guess what was.

Borash is outstanding. He’ll never sell a ticket. No-one is going to see TNA coming to their town and say “I must buy a ticket, Jeremy Borash is on the show” but the guy is sensational. Doing all the announcing, all the continuity, plugging video games and so forth is not an easy task, but he does it all expertly, smoothly and with great humour. He was also doing all the cueing up of theme songs and he whipped the crowd into a frenzy, as if they needed assisting.

During the evening, JB kept reminding fans of the promise of backstage access to the loudest fans in the arena - a genuine claim, and quite a few of the approximate 1800 crowd got to have a look behind the curtain.

This kept the fans intent on making noise, and even being cynical and saying it’s a stunt to get people making a racket for the sake of it, it’s still a clever stunt which makes the atmosphere unique.

JB – Just Brilliant.

The first match we were treated to was an X-Division Title match, and it was a three-way dance. I thought it was maybe a mistake to make a few title matches over both days, because it told you who was going over in them, That said, it didn’t detract from the match quality.

Sonjay Dutt, Jay Lethal and Petey Williams opened the evening, with Sonjay getting some admirable heat considering he has only just turned. Maybe, though, the heat was not for turning his back on Black Machismo, but for simply turning his back. Seriously, the amount of “Bacne” this guy had was insane. He tried to hide it with a doo-rag the second night, but it fell off.

Petey, of course, went over, but this was off the charts. Non-stop flying and creative moves, and not a bit like a WWE triple threat with one man playing dead for an inordinate amount of time and the other two squaring off. Great opener.

Next up we got to see mixed Tag action with Gail Kim and the UK’s Doug Williams taking on Amazing Kong and James Storm. It was a shame that two were the only knockouts brought over, since TNA has really created a niche for all their talented women, but Gail and Kong both looked terrific. In the ring, I’m obviously meaning. Although let me tell you just how hot Gail is close up.

Doug, complete with really British shouts of “come on”, and Storm did their bit. Solid match, with quite a lot of interaction between the men and women in this.

At times, though, the match was secondary, as a very over heel was in the ring. Not Storm, not Kong.

I’m talking Earl Hebner.

He hadn’t even descended three steps on his entrance when the crowd burst into a “You screwed Bret” chant. Some people have very long memories, and Earl was happy to indulge them. All his matches were called down the middle, but he spent plenty of time bantering with the crowd, threatening to fight them, and playing up to the heat. Funny stuff.

Abyss and Rhino squared off in a neat brawl next up, and probably the most noteworthy thing from this one was the high-flying antics of Rhino. Yeah, seriously, Rhino. A plancha and a top rope splash were in his repertoire for this one, which spilled to the outside on more than one occasion. Abyss won with the Black Hole Slam.

Before we got to intermission, we had possibly the wrestler cheered the most all night. The Phenomenal........Ultimate Warri......just kidding. AJ it was, and he emerged to take on Robert Roode.

Roode is a terrific heel. He reminds me so much of Curt Hennig, and not because he does the Perfectplex/Fisherman’s suplex. It’s because he carries himself superbly, and genuinely creates nice heat. I suspect he’ll be happy when he can cut his hair though. Maybe a Roxxi-like shearing could be on the cards for Bobby.

The match was tremendous. AJ is such a joy to watch, and the people were just crazy about him. He ended it with a Styles Clash, after teasing it a couple of times, and this was another brilliant contest.

Intermission time, and what was noticeable was that we’d seen four matches – An X-Division three-way, a mixed tag showcasing the girls, a big man brawl and a great technical showpiece. Four very different matches, with two being decent and two being absolute belters.

Next up was more tag team action, and a fantastic bout to see live. The tag champions LAX defending against Sabin and Shelley, the Motor City Machine Guns. The pace of this match was frightening, and Hernadndez is one of those guys who you cannot fully appreciate until you see him live. The guy is huge, but so mobile and so charismatic. LAX are hugely over, and you can see why. They have the triple advantage of a great smaller guy in Homicide, a mobile big guy in Hernandez and a great...I don’t like to call it gimmick, but a great hook in their Latino Nation ethos, and infectious personality. Although not present in Liverpool, Shelly Martinez as Salinas is a great addition – and I now know why she’s called Salinas.

I’m not telling you though. Sworn to secrecy I’m afraid. Sorry.

The Guns are simply so fast, and the minute I saw them up close I just thought “Give these two London and Kendrick and watch ‘em go.” That would be a real dream match.

LAX got the win, and we all got to see Hernandez launching himself over the rope onto both Guns. Shelley got a mild concussion from this, I’m told.

The great thing about LAX, seen even more the following night, is they really seemed to enjoy themselves out there. I think that, although you need to retain Kayfabe for the most part, a couple of guys smiling occasionally and having fun will be appreciated by audiences.

One match to go, but before then, a special guest appeared. JB’s introduction was far from subtle, and as soon as the year 1996 was mentioned, it wasn’t a stretch to work out who was coming.

Kurt Angle probably got the pop of the night, and seemed genuinely moved by his reaction. He kept it short and sweet, slated WWE, praised TNA majorly and got everyone even more pumped up than before.

From here, it was just a main event to go, with a chap called Samoa Joe taking centre stage. His opponent was Booker T, who got a great reaction, but showed what a top hand he is by soaking it up, grabbing the stick, backing up what Kurt said.....then turning it into an ego-driven tirade about how he isn’t respected. The people knew the score, and I’ve never seen so many people booing, but with a smile on their face.

Booker topped even that during the match, in a terrific piece of showmanship, which Simon called brilliantly. A small Spinerooni chat got noticed and exacerbated, getting Book’s attention. He posed, readied himself for it........only to raise to his feet and give the crowd the “up yours” salute. Hilarious stuff.

Joe won, obviously, and that would have pleased some extremely knowledgeable folk who chanted “Welcome Back” at him, in a reference to his last ROH match being in Liverpool, I’m told.

A terrific show, with a staggeringly hot crowd and an evening which was just such a lot of fun.

For the people, it hadn’t ended. Borash had teased earlier in the night that no-one should go anywhere after the Main Event, and this was duly noted. No-one had left, as JB made the announcement that if not everybody could get backstage, then they’d bring backstage out to the people. We didn’t stick around until the bitter end – we had the option of going for drinks two lovely PR girls from Midway. What would you do? – but we were told that it was nearly two and half hours before the session ended. TNA’s goal was that everyone would get at least one t-shirt signed, programme autographed or photograph taken. They likely achieved this.

TNA have a philosophy that they try to be as people-friendly as possible. This is not a gimmick, folks. They genuinely want to know what people like and what they don’t. They want to satisfy their fans in any way they can, and the post-show signing was not a publicity stunt, but a positive well-meaning gesture which surely would have made many people’s evening.


Friday began in a bit of a haze (What can I say? Phil’s an Irishman – he led me astray, and I absolute did not want to have that eleventh beer. The previous ten were nice, though.) but we had most of the day free so took the opportunity to check out Liverpool. It is a most agreeable city, although as we perused it, it was a bit embarrassing that the first thing we thought about seeing was the Albert Dock where they filmed This Morning with Richard and Judy (“that must be where Fred’s map was!”)

A wander around took in seeing the famous Liver Building, a walk along the Mersey (no time for the famous ferry, unfortunately) and a look at Beatles country – the famous Cavern Club where the Fab Four made their name.

The people really do live up to their reputation as friendly, although as we were trying to ask directions to a hotel (not much luck with hotel finding, all told) the chap in the Hot Dog van didn’t need to accost passers-by to find out where the Malmasion was. Barely any had heard of it, and looked at us accusingly when we ensured they got the name right. (“But that sounds.......French.”) Their efforts of Mermaid, Marioness and Marriott were close though.

We were going to the Malmaison because we had a date with a very special and lovely lady. If Vince McMahon is the gruff, grizzled and intimidating Chairman of WWE, then his TNA equivalent is the polar opposite. Friendly, chatty and approachable, Dixie Carter joined us for a convivial chat over a couple of drinks. The only negative thing I could say about her is that she hugged Simon, and then Phil increasingly throughout the day. I felt left out. Maybe I’m not huggable type L. I expect a hug when I visit Orlando, Dixie. J

Seriously, Dixie listened to our praise and criticism of the previous night’s show, which she was unable to attend. It was mainly praise, and I found myself in the strange position of actually desperately finding something to complain about, because our words of adulation for her company were starting to sound sycophantic and crawling. We meant it, though.

We were joined by her husband Serge, also a great guy, and the brains behind the TNA merchandise range. I know I’m sounding like a broken record, but spending time with these guys, who have so much genuine feeling for their company and their wrestlers was truly special. I’m a long time wrestling fan, who really loves the art, and am continually saddened by premature tragedies to young men and, on a more aesthetic level, an overly negative attitude by ‘fans’ towards what they see.

Although I sound hypocritical because I have plenty of gripes here and there, I do wish that people would sometimes just watch and try to enjoy rather than getting into too many deep thoughts about problems they can’t solve. That said, people invest money in buying wrestling Pay Per Views, merchandise and so forth, and they have every right to moan.

Hand on heart, I can tell you that TNA wants to redress the balance and please fans. I’m not saying their booking is perfect, that every guy in the company is talented, and that their concepts are all spot on, but their heart seems to be in the right place, and although a couple of house shows looking good does not a company make, they are surely heading in the right direction.

Sneaking a ride with Dixie and Serge in their taxi, we got into the arena even earlier, and when we entered we were met by a really big guy. “Hi, I’m Chris” he said. I introduced myself, as did Phil, and it was only when Simon said he’d seen him not long ago that I realised who it was. Chris was Abyss, and though I’m probably the slow one for not realising who this huge individual was, it does show the disparity between person and character. Mind you, that character is basically insane, so I should hope there is a bit of a difference.

Stepping down towards the ring area, we saw pretty much the whole roster looking up the ramp.

Liverpool was the first time, I’m told, that TNA have used screens at House shows, adjacent to the entrance, and as we entered the arena on the Friday afternoon, the wrestlers were watching the previous night’s show on tape.

You know when you hear about the guys watching their matches to improve them? That’s true, you know, not just a claim to make them sound good.

Most of the guys were extremely friendly and polite. Especially Gail, whose greeting and smile was the warmest, and made me fall in love with her even more. Ah, Gail.........

We were allowed back into the box from where we’d perched to watch the previous night’s show, and saw a familiar face. Jeff Jarrett was with the wrestlers, and I think that’s a gesture towards the UK about how important TNA consider this tour. I know Jeff will want to see his guys all the time, see if the matches and how they can improve, but he could have watched a DVD of the shows from the US, and could have told everyone who to work with over the phone.

The fact that both Jeff and Dixie were there, and I understand will be attending each show (I’m writing this Saturday afternoon – the guys are due to be in Coventry tonight and Brentwood on Sunday) is positive for two reasons. One being that it shows that the UK is an important market to them, and they are not just paying lip service to us. The second is that both saw the red hot crowd and fantastic show of Saturday night – both of which eclipsed the previous evening.

As the wrestlers headed to the back while the doors opened - a process which was referred to as “doing the building for Kayfabe” – we followed soon after, as Simon had a chat with Doug Williams and Booker T, while I caught up with Earl Hebner.

It may sound a strange choice for interview, but if you are familiar with my other life as a football (soccer) journalist, then you may know that I write a column called Referee365 for the website Football365.com (more pimping!). It seemed the natural choice to talk to Earl, as a referee in a different world, and also since I had the privilege of chatting to Bret Hart a couple of months ago so asking Earl about a certain event where he earned his ubiquitous “you screwed” chant.

I’m not going to tell you what he said – you’ll have to keep checking the Sun’s site to see when the interview goes up. Suffice to say, though it was interesting, and although his reaction to talking about Bret was surprising, he was predictably scathing about his former employees.

We reconvened in the box for the show, where our perch at the front of the box was rudely taken up by someone. To be fair, though, it’s her company, so we let Dixie sit where she wanted.

The matches, will I’ll run through in a second, were equal to if not better than the previous evening, but I found myself spending less time watching them because I couldn’t help but study the audience’s theatrics , and the subsequent reaction of Ms Carter. I think she cried at one point, so was the emotion of the night.

The crowd was hotter than Thursday, but we had predicted that somewhat in that Friday was the first show on sale. The Thursday show was added when Friday sold out in four hours (!) so we knew that if Thursday was great, the people going the following night were those that were the most eager to snap up tickets. We were not let down.

We opened again with X division action, with Sonjay this time teaming up with Petey Williams to take on The Motor City Machine Guns. Another amazingly fast-paced bout ensued, with a few botched efforts serving to bring this one down notch or two. But still some phenomenal action.

The Guns won, but of course the people wanted to see the Canadian Destroyer. How to solve that? Well, the solution was part Rick Martel v Jake Roberts and part Mr Fuji, as Petey reached around as if blind, after Sonjay had mistakenly thrown powder in his eyes. The Guns forced Sonjay into Petey’s grasp ,and he gave his own partner his patented move. Really fun stuff, this, and played in exactly the right manner.

Kong v Gail in a one-on-one encounter was next, and saw possibly the most brutal moment of the night, although unintentional.

The match was really enthralling the fans – Kong is so impressive live – as the champ spilled to the outside, and Gail climbed to the top rope. She dove onto Kong in a spot where the Awesome one would catch her. She did, but Gail had caught the guardrail on the way down. Dixie shuddered in genuine worry for Gail the person, not the commodity. From where we were, it looked like she’d taken a nasty bang to the head, but she ploughed on through the match. When we saw guys from the backstage, we kept enquiring to her wellbeing. We were told she was fine. Man, these girls are tough.

Third on was LAX taking on Storm and Roode, and if Gail looked hurt but escaped ok, the opposite occurred here, where James Storm would later require stitched on a head wound which apparently even he doesn’t know how he got it. Logic would seem to say it was from a Twisting Homicide Dive to the outside (I’ve thought about that name. I think I called it ‘the twisty thing” last night) and I would categorically say it was hardway and not a blade.

I was very disappointed (perhaps my only criticism of the crowd on either night) by the “you can’t wrestle” chants aimed at Bobby Roode. Oh yes, he darn well can, and for someone I really think is on the brink of something big to receive that was odd indeed.

LAX won, and we got to see Hernandez fly again. He misses that top rope by millimetres, you know. I hope he doesn’t eve catch his toes on the top rope one day, as his fall could be perilous if he does. Match was also notable for seeing Homicide pay great homage to Eddie Guerrero, with a Three Amigos and frog splash.

Lastly before the interval was AJ once again, as a three-way was announced. This is proof of how quickly they were booking these things, considering all the buzz we heard was about AJ taking on Abyss.

Anyway, AJ emerged to take on Jay Lethal and Doug Williams, in what was quite possibly a tryout for Doug. He is signed up for the X Cup, but is being considered for a longer term deal. We’ll see.

One blotch on this match was a spot AJ threw a dropkick but Doug had ducked as if looking to miss a clothesline. I think wires were crossed and that the AJ thought the drop kick was after one Irish Whip, Doug after two.

It’s a small criticism which I wanted to get out of the way, because the match was tremendous. Just so innovative, and Doug played his part too. Much less “come on” in the repertoire, and much more in the style of TNA rather than Traditional British stuff.

AJ won with a mesmerising corkscrew from the top, executed perfectly, and after the match all guys shook hands, with AJ putting Doug over as “the newest member of the family”.

After the break Dixie made an in-ring appearance to thank the people, and I should note that plenty of time was spent by her mingling amongst the crowd before, during and after the show.

Next, it was Booker T v Rhino in another match where I barely watched the match, but instead studied the crowd. Both men were over huge here as babyfaces, even though Booker was playing the heel role with his usual panache.

I timed the first five minutes after the bell as having one move in it, and that was a shoulderblock. It was a cacophony of noise, with duelling “Let’s go Booker” “Let’s go Rhino” chants the feature, but a smattering of “E-C-Dub” efforts in there too.

The competitors lapped it up. The lack of moves wasn’t because they were dumbfounded by the noise, it was because they continued to create it. I’ve never seen Rhino so animated, and the people loved him here. The heat continued during the match, with no man being the favourite until Booker did his antics with the Spinerooni again.

After failing to give the crowd what they wanted, Booker became the heel, and Rhino stepped up his game. After knocking Booker down, the War Machine, the Man Beast from Detroit, Michigan, went down to one knee. He looked into his hands, and delivered what I can only describe as.........SPINERRHINO! So awesome.

Booker would go on to win the match after kicking out of a gore and hitting and Axe kick, but the it wasn’t about the winner, this one. It wasn’t even about the match. This was far more Sports Entertainment than wrestling, but that’s not a bad thing. Pure, unadulterated fun, and everyone had a blast watching it.

Lastly we saw Joe and Abyss, but not before Kurt had appeared like the night before, only to get an even wilder reception this time, causing him to cry. I know Kurt cries all the time, but it’s usually after winning titles and Olympic gold medals and stuff. Not stood in a ring in another country at a house show. Angle got the love, and even a USA chant, before cutting a great promo putting the company over, and not himself.

He gave a nod to Dixie, and elicited a couple of winces from her for bashing the competition a bit strongly. He also drew a mixed reaction when he talked about some of his past opponents – Eddie and others were received well, but it was a surprise to hear Kurt mention Chris Benoit.

Joe and Abyss had a brawl which was both pretty and not pretty at the same time (That’s a complement by the way) which Joe obviously won. Joe was so over, and just has such a great presence, as well as being a sterling competitor.

Post show came the fans meet and greet again, although a revisions so that wrestlers toured the ringside area and visited other parts of the theatre to make it easier for everyone to get what they wanted.

What a show. What a couple of days.

I want to say thank you to Steve and Dixie (and everybody) for their hospitality, and to say that it is a victory for WRESTLING if this company is a success. They really, really deserve it.

I’ll close with the words the fans spoke directly at the end of the Joe v Abyss contest (amongst others)

“That was awesome! *clap clap clap clap* That was awesome! *clap clap clap clap...” (Fade out)

Monday, 19 May 2008

Judgment Day........well, Judgements

01.00am
Welcome to your Judgment Day, folks. That’s my Judgment that the word Judgment should have an extra “e” in it, and that this PPV looks shit.

01.02
We’re about to go live for the show, and for a fun fact, I just put the correct channel on my TV (it’s on Sky Box Office here in England) and the film showing on the channel next door is “The Heartbreak Kid”. That means nothing, of course, but I thought I’d bring it to you. You can tell how excited I am about this show, can’t you.

By the way, I watched TNA’s last PPV today, and quite liked it. I’ll try to review them in future, but we don’t get them live over here.

01.06
Oh joy, JBL v Cena to kick off. To be fair to Cena, his crowd reaction was immense it seemed, and mostly positive too.

01.09
Three minutes in, we have a wrench of Cena’s arm, by JBL, on the ropes. Another PPV of relentless working a body part?

01.13
I think Cena may be hurt. However, I though HBK was hurt last time, so you probably shouldn’t listen to me. They definitely botched a spot, though, as Cena tried to lift JBL in powerbomb-esque fashion, and failed. They’ll make it out to be a symptom of Cena’s arm hurting, but they didn’t mean it.

Meanwhile, the match is terrible, and an injury wouldn’t worsen what is already snooze-worthy .Cena jerking the curtain is so bizarre.

01.16
Actually, I shouldn’t be so down on them missing spots. AJ Styles is a genius whose work might just be my favourite of anyone’s right now, and he made two howlers at Sacrifice. Everyoone Mokes mastikes II suppooose.

01.18
JBL needs to pick the match. He needs to convince me, and everyone else, that he is worthy of watching, and to do this he.............steals the signature move of Chris Masters. Wow, go John, go John.

*Picks up phone

“Hello? Yes, I’d like to order 17,000 boxes of Mamajuana please..........”

Yes, I am being sarcastic.

01.22
Cena wins after...........16 minutes? Did I time that right? They gave it 16 minutes? OK, to be fair, the pace got the fans into it, and they popped a couple of times for Cena nearly making a comeback, and then for the quick finish. However, it may have heat for the opening match.

01.26
The ECW show is so important that the recap of the feud shows features from WWE.com with really, REALLY, lame impersonations of Kane and Punk by Miz and Morrison. E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! Extreme..........ly boring.

01.32
We’re ready for the match, and to be fair, it probably won’t be that bad. I wonder if Punk is being deliberately lost in a tag match to make the fact that he could cash in his briefcase later less likely?

Sorry to keep going back to TNA, but when Borash did the announcement of the title match between Jo, Kaz and Steiner, it felt appropriate. Tony Chimel (or whoever it was – I was looking down typing while he spoke) announcing the WWE Tag Team Championships, which no-one gives a damn about, takes away the shine from doing the announcements that way in the big ones.

01.33
Kane pulls out an old submission hold he used as Isaac Yankem which resembles pulling teeth. Not to be confused with watching a JBL match – which is preferable to pulling teeth.

(Cheap plug – check out a future issue of Fighting Spirit magazine, which will feature an article about Glen Jacobs by yours truly. But I don’t need to plug, because you always by that magazine........don’t you? If you don’t, you should)


01.40
Morrison pins Punk to retain the titles in a ok bout which never grabbed me in a meaningful way. No disagreement between Kane and Punk, no shenanigans for the champs to retain. While I enjoyed the match itself, to an extent, matches like these opening two kill me on PPVs. What’s the point? There is very little build-up, there is no real reason for fans to care. It doesn’t warrant PPV inclusion. The next one, however, does.

01.45
Right, don’t overbook this for goodness sakes. Jericho and Michaels are both great in the ring, and have built this up well. I don’t mind a shoddy finish, because this is clearly going to carry on, and there is a PPV in a few weeks. I’m guessing we may see Batista here, making it lead to a Triple Threat next time.

I’m just keen that they let this one roll, and don’t go stupid with an injury spot leading to more “is he hurt?” nonsense. Just have a match, it’ll probably be good if you give it 15 or so, let each man get a near-fall, and if you don’t want to make it a clean finish, let Batista come in a demolish Michaels. When Jericho shows dissent at the interference, Big Dave bashes him too.

As a quick, late prediction, if it goes clean Michaels will win, because otherwise, why not put the IC title on the line?

02.05
Lots of points to make – firstly that my signal wasn’t perfect during this match, which is really annoying because it was perfect during the opening two contests.

Next, I really love Michaels ‘inverted figure-4’ move, but using it early, having Y2J escape reasonably easy and Jericho not really sell the leg didn’t help.

Next, the biggest thing that has ruined this otherwise excellent programme is that they cannot get the knee problem right. From the match with Batista, to his limping on Raw, Michaels has sold the left knee. At the start of this match, Jericho tried (in vain) to attack Shawn’s left knee. However, from the very first replay the night after the Backlash Pay Per View, JR and King have called the injury as being to HBK’s RIGHT knee. It is very, very poor inconsistency.

The crowd were not into this. I quite the like the intrigue of their characters of late, but although the people bought into a couple of holds and false finishes (notably the Lion tamer), they didn’t have an overwhelming favourite. I sensed plenty of Y2J support, but not to huge degrees.

I loved the idea of Jericho feigning injury to avoid a superkick, but if he knew what he was doing when he hit the codebreaker, why didn’t he follow up. HBK should have rolled to the outside if he was not going to be counted down.

I cannot stand seeing the crossface again and again. It is so unnecessary. Jericho sold it amazingly though.

That’s all me being picky – great match. Perfect emotions from each man, great technique in terms of execution of moves, and some very innovative spots to help the storytelling. I really liked the post-match stuff too. Furthered characters just that little bit more.

I’d prefer to put Jericho over here, because beating Shawn would help him greatly and wouldn’t really hurt Shawn, because of HBK’s lofty position and the fact that the match was a belter and evenly matched.

Loved it. Really loved it. Think how good it could have been with a couple of small flaws ironed out.


02.08
Quick interview with Todd with Mickie (bad hair day for the lass James, by the way) briefly mentioning her going out with Cena, but interruption comes from JBL.

JBL intimates Grisham, and sells himself really well as a bully, as a bad-ass, and as a legitimately mean guy. It would be believable if he ever won a match. He defends his match against Cena by saying that he beat Cena down for 20 minutes. Firstly, it was 16, with a lot of stalling, and second, JBL’s entire title reign was based on him squeezing out technical victories when he looked beaten. Great intensity, weak logic.

02.13
The ladies are on their way out for a triple threat between Beth, Mickie and Melina for the Women’s title, and I apologise for wrongly stating this was a singles match in my (admittedly late) predictions piece.

Recap is shown of Melina and Beth fighting backstage last week on Raw. I love the fact that, when so annoyed by someone that she felt the need to throw a......forearm. Because legal blows are necessary in a backstage brawl.

02.21
Hey, what do you know? It was short, but for what it was, it was very good indeed. Some fast-pacing, some neat spots and a great performance by Melina, who wrestled possibly the best match I’ve seen her have.

Bit of a weak finish, and the WWE has a long way to go in signing some legitimately talented females stars and build them characters, but as matches to rival the knockouts, this was better than the convoluted ‘makeover’ match at Sacrifice.

02.22
Batista confronts Shawn in the locker room, telling him that he’ll hurt him soon. Fair enough, but HBK should not be placed in close-up shots. Man, he is balding alarmingly.

02.25
Recap of the Edge/Taker recent programme on Smackdown – including Vickie being unable to deliver a decent promo or correctly say the word ‘larynx’.

02.54
Hmm.

As you may know, I am not a big Undertaker fan. Most of this match was typical Taker ‘blah’, but I’ll give them credit for a decent section as the end approached, with some credible near-fall action and with it actually making Edge look strong.

The finish itself I’ll let go as it is obviously a storyline point, and there was no point to them putting it back on Taker after stripping him of it, and always unlikely that Edge would win it clean. My God the segment with Vickie doing her speech was dreadful. Whether she took too long to build the tension and heat, or merely got the jitters and forgot her lines. There was a great deal of dragging of feet in the aftermath of this, considering the ladies’ match looked promising but was cut very short.

02.58
MVP is out bemoaning him being left off the card and his challenge for someone to come out and meet him is met by............Matt Hardy. What a surprise. But wait, it’s his brother that will challenge MVP.

I’m torn about stuff like this. I suppose if a match is good then I welcome it, but I hate having a Pay Per View match with no build up to it.

TNA throw a lot of stuff against a wall and hope it sticks, but when you think about MVP, Hardy (x2) Kennedy, Umaga, Finlay, Shelton, Chavo, Burke and Kennedy all standing out as good wrestlers with reasonable standing not booked on the card, as well as big names like Big Show and Batista and other talents like Carlito, Kingston and Wang Yang that can go, but are under-utilised.

I understand that spot fests like Money in the Bank are better if used sparingly, and that the “Terrordome” could have been much better, but having Miz and Morrison defend in a tepid 10 minuter and not using any of the aforementioned stars seems lopsided. Surely something could have been worked in for a bunch of these guys.

03.12
Hmm, once again.

A decent contest, with the booking key to be to push Jeff Hardy upon his return, and to have his “Whisper in the Wind” corkscrew moonsault to look like a credible finisher.

I’m annoyed that it took MVP to have to job again to push Jeff a bit, but I’d say that losing to Jeff won’t hurt him too much, as if and when he gets a big push, it will largely start from scratch (MVP, I’m talking about)

I do feel, though, that certain people never, ever lose cleanly when doing so could promote others in a major way. I’ll give Triple H a lot of credit for, at certain times, putting over Cena, Batista Jeff Hardy at vital times.

Michaels and Undertaker, though, could stand to drop a match or two. Yes, HBK lost to Cena and Taker to Batista, but both men got victories back at some point. Don’t forget, HBK and Taker are huge stars. It really wouldn’t kill them to put someone over from time to time.

I’m not necessarily blaming them I don’t know who books what, with whose influence and with which plan in mind. I just know that Jericho, Punk, Kennedy and MVP lose far too often, stopping their upward mobility, while Michaels and the Deadman always go over even though others would often benefit, even short term.

03.20
Orton is in the ring to some new music, which is typically generic and doesn’t really apply to him at all – what I can make out of it. It seems to be along the lines of “I hear voices” which he doesn’t. If he did, he could have blamed ‘the voices’ for him trashing hotel rooms, defecating in bags, breaching wellness policies............allegedly.

03.25
Announcements done, and we are underway. By the way, my satellite signal is struggling badly, so I may not be able to absorb the full nature of this match.

I really didn’t get a full view of this match so I cannot really comment on the nature of it, really. I have no idea if many of you had similar problems.

All I’ll comment on is the outcome, which was reasonably predictable. I’m not complaining. I liked that it was clean, and things have to move on. Although people will moan about Triple H’s standing in the company, he is a solid hand and is very, very over. Orton has had a great run in the last 12 months or so, and it is time to freshen it.

Triple H v John Cena seems to be the likely progression of the title picture for the summer, while hopefully the likes of Jeff Hardy and Ken Kennedy (behaviour permitting) can be placed as developing stars, getting to the status that Jeff did at the Royal Rumble, and maybe even giving them a run. None of them are ready for that right now, though, so a Triple H title run is not the worst thing in the world.

Oh, and my TV picture quality returned in time to see Triple H celebrating. Why didn’t it screw up with the first two matches? Oh well.

A half-decent PPV. I won’t cry if I never see it again, but a pleasant memory will be there with Jericho and Michaels putting on another terrific match, and some nice bits of progression with the Women’s division and several logical match finishes.

God knows how you build to another PPV in two weeks, though.

Judgment Day Predictions

Very, very late one - I'm sorry, but I've been ultra busy this week. Quick predictions then:

Triple H v Randy Orton

Really can't see them sticking the belt back on Orton so quickly after putting it onto The Game, so Triple H will win. Although there is the Regal factor to take into consideration. Trips may win despite the interference of the GM, setting up a HHH/Regal programme - although don't forget One Night Stand is just a fortnight away. Perhaps a further Trips/Orton encounter there to blow off the feud, with Regal getting involved then.

Taker v Edge

Good Lord I'm fed up of this. What is the point of stripping someone of the belt only to set up a rematch of the last bloody feud. Edge to win, purely because it's pointless having Taker win three times. Edge wins, with loads of interference.

The Miz & Morrison v Kane and CM Punk

One of two ways to go - whats the point of teaming these two up if they are not going to win? Answer - none, unless they are going to feud. Kane to cost Punk, these two to wrestle at One Night Stand.

Shawn Michaels v Chris Jericho

Hmmmm...........this has been weird. Who is face, who is heel? I'm suggesting one fakes and injury here somewhere, bizarre ending, then Last Man Standing match. Maybe HBK to win.

JBL v Cena

It will be boring like every other JBL match, and Cena will win. Like every other singles match Cena has and every match Cena has.

Beth v Mickie

I don't care - Beth probably.

Tuesday, 6 May 2008

Rob's diary of the UK Tour - part two

Those that work or live near the O2 arena could be forgiven for thinking that the 14th & 15th of April brought two similar shows to London. But that wasn’t really the case.

For although it said WWE on the banner each night, the contrast between the Monday Night Raw show and the Tuesday night Smackdown/ECW taping was extremely marked.

We brought you a Raw Report straight after Monday’s show, and we were very positive about it. The live WWE show really is very different to the armchair experience, and Raw was a good example about the live crowd being hot, and caught up in the show’s action.

Tuesday was slightly different though. Smackdown’s target audience is different to Raw, and the demographic disparity was clear to see inside the arena from one night to another.

Monday’s crowd was noticeably older on average, with more groups of men and more couples on hand to watch major stars like Triple H, Shawn Michaels and Randy Orton.

On Tuesday, it was more of a family night, with definitely more kids in attendance, and looking at the Smackdown and ECW rosters you definitely find more evidence of child-friendly acts – Kofi Kingston (very impressive and very over in London) Jesse & Festus and Rey Mysterio all obvious examples of this.

To us, the Smackdown and ECW tapings were nowhere near as exciting as Raw. There certainly was less star power. OK, the main event of Smackdown featured such marquee names and indeed a marquee match in Undertaker v Batista, but three other major names failed to excite. CM Punk, possessor of the Money in the Bank briefcase, was buried in an 8-man tag match on ECW. Big Show took part in a snoozefest with Mark Henry which will likely be a precursor for a similarly lumbering match with Great Khali at Backlash, while the brilliant Edge simply took a seat at ringside alongside his Edgeheads to watch the main event.

Elsewhere it was left to Raw’s Chris Jericho to add some spice to the Batista/HBK feud again by hosting a Highlight Reel with The Animal, while MVP will surely hit the big time soon, but here he just had a standard outing with Tommy Dreamer.

But for all the matches, the stars and the build up to a Pay Per View, one segment elicited a far bigger reaction than anything else. It wasn’t the Wrestlemania rematch, it wasn’t the Highlight Reel.

It was a leprechaun.

Hornswoggle, accompanied by his ‘father’ Finlay, came to the ring to take on Matt Striker, and a comedy match ensued. Your very own Sun Wrestling team were watching from a hospitality box at this point, and found it very difficult to inform those in close attendance, many of whom had not before seen a WWE show, exactly what was going on.

When we struggled, though, we simply pointed to the crowd. The WWE’s marketing department would have been proud of us as we said that no matter what you say about pro wrestling, this was bringing the smiles to the faces of thousands.

Hornswoggle used the age-old Greco-Roman SuperSquirter move to good effect, as well as the Tennis-Ball-Throw-to-the-Crotch first utilised by Frank Gotch on George Hackenschmidt in 1910. Classic stuff.

Depending on your age and your outlook on wrestling is was either hugely entertaining or seriously embarrassing. WWE, however, are trying to recruit more younger viewers to a show like Smackdown, and it was no coincidence that on the TV show when it aired on Friday that this match was the backdrop for Michael Cole advertising the new WWE Kids Magazine.

Back in the box, we watched as Jamie Noble took on Chavo Guerrero. The crowd had fallen virtually silent by this point, as Chavo and Jamie, two very talented and underrated individuals, actually tried some chain wrestling. One of our non-wrestling companions commented that this match was the most real-looking of the evening. And the crowd was probably the quietest. We couldn’t help but wonder what this audience would make of a Ring of Honor show.

But this wasn’t ROH, it was WWE, and an example that could thrust two fingers at all the purists and marks who scoff at the alleged lack of class and lack of wrestling purveyed by Vince McMahon’s media juggernaut.

This tour is rumoured to be on course to be WWE’s most profitable ever, and although we would indisputably rather be at a Raw show than Smackdown/ECW any day of the week, perhaps we are not the audience WWE is now looking for on Friday nights.

Thursday, 1 May 2008

Rob’s diary of the London WWE Tour pt 1

Once again it was time for WWE to tour the UK, this week, and I type this travelling back on a train from London having spent two days in the capital taking in the Live tapings of Raw, Smackdown and the other one (don’t tell me, it’ll come to me) at the O2 Arena in London’s fashionable.......well, scrubland near Greenwich really, but it’s a bloody nice looking arena.

This is my third little trip to take in the UK tapings of the three shows (ECW, that’s it. Got there in the end) and I’ll be honest the one I’ve been looking forward to least. Mainly because I think the novelty has worn off a bit.

Last year at this sort of time it was destination Earl’s Court for my first UK show in 11 years, and my first as a wrestling journalist. I was, of course, psyched to be attending, and my excitement paid off when we were treated to a sterling John Cena v Shawn Michaels Wrestlemania rematch which went nearly and hour, and was a cracking match.

My second trip was England’s second city of Birmingham, and while the trip itself was fun, and although it was nice to get some interview time with a few wrestlers, the shows were poor.

(You can read my diaries from both previous trips by checking the archive on this blog. I’m not going to link it, there’s an archive page on the right, look. Find it yourself. Lazy sod.)

Since the last set of shows in this country were hardly ground-breaking, and with many wrestlers surely burnt out from a major Pay Per View like Wrestlemania followed by a exhausting tour, I wasn’t expecting fireworks. (Just like those people who got burned at the Citrus Bowl. Ouch)

However, I was heartened by the call that I should get myself from my base in Devon (for those outside the UK or those in it with no sense of geography, Devon is about 200 miles from London) to the O2 arena by 2pm on the Monday when Raw was in town. Interviews? You betcha. Chris Jericho, Beth Phoenix and possibly Ken Kennedy were lined up to speak to me. Now that was more like it

Boarding the train with a renewed sense of optimism, my mood grew brighter as I took in the gorgeous South Devon coast scenery and trundled towards London thinking about the kind of questipns I could ask the Women’s champion and The Ayatollah, of Rock and Rolla, whose book I have recently read and reviewed. Me and Chris would get on like a house on fire. I knew it.

The journey was a decent one, brought to life on this sleepy Monday by the staggering posh, almost caricatured , couple who drifted along the carriage, much to the amusement of all. Mr Poshman decided he’d grab the only seat which was free in the carriage, meaning his wife (mind you, he probably calls her ‘Memsahib’ or some other posh term) had to settle for a standing berth near the loos.

Now you may well be rebuking me for not giving up my seat to a lady on a train. I would like to point out that I had the foresight to book in advance, secure myself a reserved seat and actually sit in my designated, allocated place. I believe that a combination of punctuality, efficiency and organisation is the cornerstone of this great country of ours, and I should not be punished for being having a structured life.

Plus the girl a sitting opposite me was fit as you like. Bada-bada-bada-bada-bing!

Arriving at Paddington on time was a bonus, as I had timings to work to. Now, I’m not a fan of the tube network, not because I’m scared of terrorism or being mugged or anything, but because I am very claustrophobic, and don’t particularly enjoy being encased in a metal container unearth the Earth’s surface with a businessman’s armpit in my face and his briefcase slamming into my leg.

Taxi it was, and gratifyingly the massive queue for one of London’s black cabs that greeted me on my last visit to the smoke was non-existent, and a miniscule number of people lay between me an no doubt a chirpy (maybe too chirpy) cock-er-ney geezer.

So I got my cab pretty sharpish, and as predicted got a chirpy cock-er-ney geezer, but he actually turned out to be a cracking bloke. I wish I’d caught his name. He told me it would be quite a way, but I asked him to proceed, and off we ambled across that there London place.

Only a few minutes in I felt obliged to explain the purpose of my visit, and although he wasn’t exactly a connoisseur of the Pro Wrestlng business (I wasn’t really expecting “Awight, saan, those Laadaan and Kendwick, they oughta ‘ave more TV time, innit. Annat Layla bird, he’s from raand ‘ere – she’s luvverly!”) I did get the standard line about which people in that field he had picked up: “I ‘ad that Jackie Pallo and Mick McManus in the back of my cab once.” Said he. Nice one.

He did tell me some other sporting names he had escorted to their destination of choice, but if I say to you that 1980’s Welsh snooker legend Terry Griffiths headed the list, you’ll forgive not detailing all the names concisely, I’m sure.

In all seriousness (I wonder how long that will last) the guy was a delight, and as I confessed to being a country boy who visits London very sporadically, he took great pleasure in driving me past Buck House, down the Mall to Trafalgar square, and past various other London landmarks, pointing them out and giving a brief history lesson. He wasn’t Simon Scharma, but he as he pointed out the site of the start of Great Fire of London and a statue of Brunel (I love old Isambard, but he was started to get a bit random now, the old driver) I was grateful for someone enthusiastic and friendly.

Then the first snag happened. Driver had explained to me that the O2 was not the easiest to get to, and as the large Dome structure loomed into the horizon, he informed me that it was close, but would still be a little while before we got there. The words had barely left his mouth as we saw and heard police sirens. Then Fire engine sirens. Then a policeman directing us in the opposite direction.

The Blackwall tunnel, a major thoroughfare to get south of the River Thames, was closed, meaning logjam traffic and a major diversion. My 2pm schedule meeting time for interviews was looming, and looking a forlorn hope.

I asked my driver where the nearest underground station was, and decided the Claustrophobia 3:16 said I just had to face it. I was dropped by the driver, still friendly and chirpy, although my mood now did not mirror this state of mind, at Bromley-by-Bow, and as I walked in a big sign said “GOING TO THE O2?”

Indeed I was. The instructions were oh-so-helpful. “TAKE BUS ROUTE BLAH BLAH BLAH....” Bus? If a Taxi couldn’t hack the traffic, a bus was no good. So a study of the map (it was now teeming with rain, I should point out) showed me I needed to take a short journey to Mile End, another to Stratford and a final one to North Greenwich for the short walk to the O2 complex. Three train journeys to get to a building that I could actually see with my own eyes.

I made it, even after a helpful automated ticket machine decided I was not worthy of dispensing a ticket to, despite me deeming it suitable for depositing money within. Use of walkie talkies to allow me to allow me to avoid ticket gates ensued, and I was on my way. However, by this my mood was foul, as I was 30 minutes late, Jericho, Beth and Kennedy were off the table. Instead we had Maria & Cade and Murdoch lined up as alleged replacements.

I arrived wet, late and slightly annoyed at the deterioration in the day’s fortunes, and when ushered backstage at the arena, was met with the news that Maria had dropped out. My heart rose as I saw Chris Jericho merrily chatting to a female journalist (who I later found out was from the Daily Mail.) Y2J was here, junior!

But not to speak to me.

I could sight of Richard Parr, Sky Sports’ Wrestling Expert (I know that, because it was in the Observer) who I’d met at the last two sets of tapings. Rich was interrogating Cade and Murdoch with sharp, hard-hitting questions and observations. Or he was falling asleep, I couldn’t tell.

Anyway, our WWE PR team soon advised me that Mr Jericho would be departing after his chat with the lady from everyone’s favourite middle-class, xenophobic daily rag, so it was simply the Redneck Wrecking crew for me.

Rich finished up, and I sat down with Trevor and Garrison Lance to talk about.........what the hell would I talk about? This was the Wrestlemania revenge tour, and rather than getting participants in Money in the Bank Ladder match, or even Bunny-freaking-mania, we got two guys who weren’t even on the card for WM24.

Don’t get me wrong, I like Cade and Murdoch, and think they are much underutilised. They were really nice guys too, but not particularly a major scoop for me. I saw a minor ray of light when, after asking they guys if they were in action on the card that evening, was told that Trevor would be in singles action against JTG of Cryme Tyme.

I decided to pursue the line of enquiry about the rumours of Cryme Tyme being released several months ago, and that Cade and Murdoch were chiefly responsible for this. Trevor came back in character, stating that they hated Cryme Tyme, but then they hate every tag team.

Lance looked more anxious to let off steam, but seemed restrained, possibly by the presence of a WWE official, so I got a line about how there was an issue but it will stay between themselves, and that he thinks Cryme Tyme are a talented team who are liked by the fans, so they deserved to be rehired.

Ironically, Murdoch would go on to lose his match against JTG in short order, with Cade looking like he was annoyed with him post-match, perhaps sowing the seeds of a break-up.

I say this is ironic, as all Cade could talk about for the second half of the interview was how he and Trevor were the only tag team that were truly a team, on and off camera. I took his comments to be out of character, and I still do, but they lost a bit of credibility after the events on camera.

So that was it for Interviews. Worth the hassle of Trains, Taxis and Tubes for, I think you’ll agree.

Fortunately, our WWE host organising interviews kindly offered to buy us lunch. Richard declined, and instead simply nursed a beer. I, however, decided that if I wasn’t getting Y2J, I would take a free meal. Even then, though, my day continued to hit low points, as our first destination, Nandos, was full. I bloody love Nandos, but instead we opted for a specialist Burger joint, which I forget the name of. (It was like Gourmet Burger Kitchen, but it wasn’t Gourmet Burger Kitchen) Anyway, it was crap. Fitting, since I’d been fed crap all day. (Just kidding HJ, the gesture was much appreciated)

As our hosts departed, with work to do before the night started in earnest, Rich and I quenched our thirst in the Slug and Lettuce. I’ll say for the O2 complex, it’s choice of bars, cafes, and restaurants is extremely good and very varied.

Richard’s brother joined us, the World Brighton renowned magician, who since he said he reads this blog, I shall give another plug to. Check out www.mattparro.com. While you are at it, you should go and see the new WWE section of www.skysports.com which Richard contributes to. And just in case you forget, and so I ask in the interests of fairness, as Vince once said, you must also see www.thesun.co.uk/wrestling.

Shilling over, Matt was followed by Rich’s housemate Mike, and then by my colleague Simon Rothstein’s two mates Stuart and Gareth.

Simon was unable to attend this show having been in the States for TNA Lockdown. He actually missed a good event.

The show began at 7.30pm with the usual series of non-televised encounters including a surprise appearance (fighting Hardcore Holly) of Chad Collyer. We also got to see Snitsky destroy Val Venis (well, I didn’t I chose it as a toilet break), Cody Rhodes besting Charlie Haas (still doing the bizarre luchador mask gimmick) The Canadian Bulldog DH Smith, with no mention to the live crowd of his link to father Davey Boy, but this was probably since he was facing Super Crazy. Harry didn’t show any heelish tendencies though.

There was one final match, as Maria and Ashley took on Jillian and Melina in a shockingly bad contest, which really highlighted the lack of depth to the WWE Women’s division. As I would later discuss with Simon who had been immersed in TNA the previous weekend, the TNA Knockout division is so superior to the Divas of WWE that it isn’t funny. Seriously, if they start booking more wrestling, more logic, and get the X division going again, TNA really could make it. They have a lot of upsides which the WWE don’t.

This is a good point, having detailed the pre-show and heat matches, to let you know of some of the signs which abounded over the two days. My favourites were:
“Maria – cook my dinner”“I saw Lillian Garcia in Sainsburys”“Mania 26 = Villa Park”“Cena fears Lee Trundle”“Regal for London Mayor”

There were other good ones, but those were my particular favourites.

After a fantastic, and pleasingly well-received, rendition of our national anthem by ring announcer Lillian Garcia, the show opened with a very strong segment. Shawn Michaels talked about Ric Flair and Batista, before the crowd (including me) jumped up to welcome the music of the Nature Boy.

It was not to be. Instead of Naitch, we were treated to the sight, after a lengthy pause, of Chris Jericho. He got in the face of HBK and drew gasps from the crowd for suggesting that Shawn enjoyed retiring Ric Flair, just like he enjoyed screwing Bret Hart and throwing Marty Jannetty through a window. Jericho is a genius on the stick.

For his troubles, though, he got superkicked by HBK. Ouch.

It wouldn’t be the last we’d see of Y2J, but this isn’t a full review. You can see that on the Sun wrestling page.

Next up was Santino and Carlito beating Londrick to gain the number one contendership. Santino was probably the heaviest cheer of all in this match. Britain clearly loves this guy, and so do I, although it was disappointing that he didn’t have his usual comic head one. A ‘wiener’ joke was lost on the English crowd (including yours truly) and a mix up of names between the two men fared little better. I still love you though Santino. Actually, it’s a little unfair that Carlito is a little overlooked, because the guy is a solid hand in the ring and also does his bit vocally. This could well be a team to watch.

The reason why Beth was pulled from interviews may well have been revealed next, as we saw Mickie James wrest away the Women’s Championship in a good contest with the Glamazon. Mickie was very over, and the reception that greeted her title win was possibly the loudest on the show proper. It was frustrating that this wasn’t built up a little more, but it’s nice to see Mickie featured more prominently. In fact, it’s always nice to see Mickie.

Earlier in the show Regal had faced off with JBL on the screen, with a big cheer going up for the English GM. More followed as Jericho’s character continued to develop heelish and perhaps tweener characteristics, and confronted Regal in the back. Nice to see Regal over, but at this point I’m worried about Jericho.

Hooray, chalk one up for petty thuggery as we are all told to cheer for Cryme Tyme. Their usual “Money, money, yeah, yeah” gets the crowd going, but the follow up “euros, euros,yeah, yeah” doesn’t do the trick. We are only a mile or so from Canary Wharf, boys, with all those banking headquarters. Don’t bring up the bloody Euro, if you don’t mind. The short match that I mentioned previously between JTG and Murdoch then takes place. Nothing to see here, move along. Oh, except the tag team that I interviewed earlier on during the day had expressed to me that the reason they had done well was that they are more of a team in and out of the ring. And then they teased a break-up. I think I’ve already mentioned this –can’t tell I’m bitter can you?

At this point I hear Matt’s voice and turn to see him having joined the lively crew just behind him as they begin a quest to start a Mexican wave. This would continue for much of the evening, with limited success, but fair play to them for getting the atmosphere going and getting a wave going at one point which went round the arena at least twice.

The familiar music of the WWE champion Randy Orton resounds through the arena as he is out for his match with our very own William Regal. To be fair, the match doesn’t last particularly long, but for what it was it was pretty good, and the crowd were as into this as anything else over the two days.

The match was predictably won by Orton, and built his RKO a little more as a devastating finisher out of nowhere. I loved hearing the “Eng-er-land” chant that met the Raw GM. Speaking of England, the WWE’s usual stage get-up for coming over here has been the Union Jack Titantron and, for Smackdown, the bus, taxi and phone box. This time we had a throne and beefeaters (that doesn’t quite work because the Beefeaters are at the Tower of London. I think WWE were thinking of the Queen’s guards. They are the one with the Black Marge Simpson hat on).

We thought this was a tip of the hat to the British Royal family, but it turned out to be a reference to...........KING OF THE RING??? That was news, but when they played a vignette stating that King of the Ring was “The biggest honour of them all”. That statement is flawed on so many levels, but I’ll simply say two words: “Billy Gunn”.

Next up some ultra-LOUD pyro for Y2J, back out once again, but this time to a huge ovation. I was expecting a bit of a crowd split here, but not such split occurred. The crowd were all Y2J.

Just to confuse everyone that little bit further, Y2J won the match, but he did so with his feet on the ropes, retaining his Intercontinental title with a distinctly heelish manoeuvre. Hmm.

More Britishness next, but Paul Burchill is a heel, so no big fanfare for him and the beautiful Katie Lea, and in fact because he was facing Hacksaw Jim Duggan, some morons – who had only 10 minutes ago been chanting “England” for Regal, started backing Duggan with ‘USA’ chants. Bizarre.

Burchill wins quickly, and if I may, right here, a petty annoyance I have. Paul Burchill was announced as being from “England”. Not “Blackpool, England” like Regal. Why is there no consistency in these announcements? Sometimes there is there is no weight mentioned, sometime no place, sometimes both. If this is going to be done, why can it not be done consistently? That probably doesn’t matter to anyone apart from me, but I had to get it off my chest!

In the main event, Triple H v JBL was ticking along before Randy Orton got involved. To the TV audience the show ended when JBL was standing tall, although in the arena we saw Orton go for another RKO on Trips, and have it reversed into a Pedigree. Triple H then spent the best part of 5-10 minutes posing for the crowd, building them up in to a frenzy, then not only circling the ring but going to basically every accessible part of the arena to greet fans.

He ended the evening by climbing into the throne, after saluting each Beefeater – and throwing them a DX crotch chop. How elegant.

It was a good night all round, and except for waiting for a tube station to allow thousands of fans in, while we were waiting in the pouring rain, it would have almost faultless.

A quick note on standing waiting outside North Greenwich Underground – the noises in the air were Ric Flair “Wooo”s and Hacksaw Duggan “hooooo”s.

It doesn’t matter how many new superstars you bring through – the old boys still have their pullinh power and attraction. And when ever you question why Hacksaw is still on the roster. You get a far bigger reception for him than a great deal of others.

Monday, 28 April 2008

Backlash 'as-live' reaction

00.57am
A Rare viewing, for me, of Heat has just ended. It was a show dedicated to Tag Wrestling, and pretty cool to see some old PPV matches including, but not limited to, The Rockers, Hart Foundation, Money Inc, LOD and Demolition. Interesting that we do not see the Tag Team titles on the show tonight.

01.02am
After a usual opening video, we are in the arena to say “Hi” to JR and The King who introduces us to Mike Adamle and Tazz (Adamle calls Tazz “my brother”) and then Cole introduces us to Foley. Mick is wearing the same brown jacket he always does these days.

I understand the theme music is by Kid Rock. Huh. Sounds like Brian Adams to me (not Kronik)



01.07am
First up we have the US Title match, and they are continuing with the idea of announcing the title match with both competitors in the ring. Wonder where they got that from?

01.19am
As soon as Cole and Foley started talking about this match being the biggest of Hardy’s career you fancied his chances. Decent commentating debut from Mick, by the way, although he did get caught giving a piece of colour or telling an anecdote when a big move hit a couple of times.

The match itself was really solid, without being spectacular. These two guys gel well, and the match was very fast-paced and logical, with MVP focussing on the abdomen of Matt Hardy, to wit his damaged appendix area.

Perhaps the only knock on the match was that ending came a little too abruptly, with MVP having slowed the pace completely and was working on kicking Matt’s head in, a woozy Matt had to be asked if he could carry on, before turning the tables and hitting the Twist of Fate.

Post match Matt gives a tearful speech to Eve (I only know it’s her because that’s what Matt called her. Until he did I didn’t know who it was.) and says that this is his most important title win and the best day of his life. And his house is in one piece (he may not have said that last bit). He then pauses for about 8 seconds before telling MVP he is better than him.

01.27am
Speaking of 8 seconds, its Chavo and Kane next. It takes 8 seconds for there to be contact between the two, so the match is already a marathon by comparison. Before the match starts, though, Adamle gets the ref’s name wrong. Tazz covers, and says “good try” but sounds a tad annoyed.

01.29am
Kane uses a submission move of Chavo that I remember him using when wrestling as Isaac Yankem, and he used it on Bret. If Adamle had referenced that, all his other mistakes would have been forgiven.

01.37am
Kane wins a decent little match, made really by Chavo performing the match as if I’d pressed the fast forward button on my TV. More logical wrestling as Chavo worked the knee of Kane, but it was never really looking like Chavo would win. To be fair Adamle, although he sounded panicky, he didn’t make too many more errors.

Logical, I should say, until the end. Although Kane came out of a Chavo Frog Splash with a goozle, he did still take the Frog Splash so it didn’t really make sense.

01.39am
Generic promo from Orton, and then Cole and Foley have to try to build some excitement for the two big lummoxes Big Show and Great Khali. They show a tale of the tape which shows Height, weight, reach, shoe size, ring size and so forth. Not chin size, however. I think Khali may have edged that one.

This really is the ‘irresistible force v the immovable object’. The immovable object is me, and it is my job to watch this, however the irresistible force is gravity trying to close my eyelids. I don’t know who I want to win.

Show is trying to win the chin war by letting his goatee grow long. Can’t fool me, Paul.

01.48am
I love how the commentators kept talking about how Khali is bigger than Show, but two things stand out. Firstly, how do you define ‘big’? Height-wise, Khali is taller, but Show weighs more. Second, they always talk about Big Show being The World’s Largest Athlete, but now they are saying how he isn’t as big as someone else.........consistency, FTW!

01.51am
Another reasonably easy prediction comes in as Show cleanly defeats Khali after what seemed longer than it probably was. Show won, but Khali was put over huge by Foley and Cole on commentary.

Interestingly, that’s three matches and three clean, babyface wins. Things are stacking up for Orton.

01.53am
Orton and Cena engage in some more generic chat about the title match backstage, which was probably less about hyping the title match and more to help the segue into pimping the text vote for the WWE Title winner. Why would you text that? A) it’s a pre-determined show, guys (sorry to prick the bubble) and b) there isn’t a prize. I could understand texting if you won something. Maybe. Anyway, Orton got like 8% last time and won, so it’s complete garbage.

01.57am
A superb video airs hyping the HBK/Batista feud, and explains the situation very well indeed.

Y2J is out to referee the match, and is greeted with a mainly positive reaction, but not wholly so. Definitely a few who are unsure of how to react to Jericho.

02.02am
HBK and Batista are out for this one, with Michaels getting a far better pop than Big Dave. Mind you, the people were cheering Umaga at Wrestlemania rather than Batista, so I really shouldn’t be surprised.

02.19am
Hmmmmmmmmmmm.

This is a strange one. I think we may have a legit injury for Shawn Michaels.

The entire match was Shawn working on Batista’s arm. Part of the reason that Shawn is one of the greats is that he just turns the dials right up (to 11?) when it comes to PPV. I love seeing HBK change his style completely on PPV, and he wrestled this as a totally scientific affair, with the story being that the smaller and less powerful Michaels used his wrestling knowledge to negate and wear down the stronger, more powerful opponent.

However, as the match was obviously drawing to it’s conclusion, Batista was going for a Powerbomb which Michaels was to counter. He did, but drew attention to an injured knee. I didn’t think it was legit at first, since HBK hit the Superkick out of nowhere, which to me suggested that he was playing possum.

However, if this were the case, surely JR and King would have played it up, and I’m damn sure Michaels would not have sold as much as that post-match unless something was really wrong. Batista did no work on the knee, so there was no need to make it look good.

I think Shawn’s hurt folks, and since he’s as good as there is on the roster, that could be a major blow.

Should also note that Jericho did not get involved in any meaningful way. I think we saw a hastily rewritten ending there. Still, not to worry, pointless match (w/tits) next.

02.26am
All the girls are out (literally and figuratively) for a 12-diva tag match. Beth is surrounded by ‘ah’s. I mean the sound Melin’ah’, Nataly’ah’, Victori’ah’, Layl’ah’ and, erm, Jillian. A sing’ah’.

02.33am
It’s over, after what was, I suppose, a passable effort. I do really like some of the acting of the girls, and the interaction between them. Especially Cherry. I’m not sure she will ever be a genius in the ring, but I could see her character becoming a little like an early Molly Holly or a female Crash Holly. She could get loved for being plucky.

Towards the end of this one they basically just hit a chain of finishing moves – Kelly actually hit a really nice dropkick but Michelle totally botched taking Melina finisher – with Beth beating Ashley eventually.

02.38am
Edge and Taker next, and this will be interesting to hear the call as Foley is big pals with both men.

03.03am
Well.............not bad.

While I’m an admirer of Undertaker’s, I’m not a fan, because I find his matches, typically, to be very formulaic. This one was at the better end of the scale, but never shifted away from being a typically Taker-match.

Edge’s henchmen came in for the predictable assist, but got nowhere, and a nice finish came about as Taker turned a sunset flip into a gogoplata.

Post match, Taker didn’t release the hold and they made a big thing of Edge selling an internal injury as he bled from the mouth.

Quick note for the commentary – I thought Foley did a fantastic job as colour guy, and in turn Michael Cole was just fine, as he allowed Foley to do much of the legwork.

03.08am
As JR and King give the oh-so-important (note sarcasm) text poll results and throw us into the obligatory video package, backstage preceding this Orton was knocking on JBL’s door. He got no answer, but he did get CM Punk patting him on the shoulder, patting the Money in the Bank briefcase, and wishing Randy good luck. Nice tease of a potential Punk run in after the match.

03.50am
So they did the switch. Damn my indecision making me pick Orton. I did say that I would book Trips to win though.

Pretty darn decent main event there.

It’s always hard to establish these multi-man matches, so the pace of the match didn’t get too far away from pedestrian while all four men were still alive in it.

There were a couple of spots which were just a little too contrived for me, such as when Cena had Orton in the STFU, and after JBL had berated Orton and urged him to tap, Triple H gave JBL similar treatment. I also don’t care too much, in this kind of match, for the Tower of Doom spots.

I liked the match once JBL went, and the Cena elimination coming so quickly was an interesting twist. The camera work during Orton’s initial beat-down of the Game was terrific. It was nice and close-up, with Trips really vocalising the pain he was in.

I’m guessing they’ll go with Trips v Orton for the next PPV, Judgement Day, in only 3 weeks time. Then perhaps Cena and Triple H for the summer. This is all barring trades of course.


Pretty decent show overall. Won’t go down as being ultra-memorable, but some really good wrestling in there, with some nice logic and working of body parts involved. Desperately hope I’m wrong about HBK’s knee, although I’m still wondering why Y2J did little to nothing in that one.

If you haven’t seen the show and can get hold of it, give it a watch, and it’s half decent, but I wouldn’t have thought it’s a DVD must-have.

Sunday, 27 April 2008

Backlash preview

I’m running a little low on time today, and I apologise for the lack of updates on the blog, but I promise you that things will change this week. This is the Backlash predictions blog, but coming up within seconds (literally) of the end of the PPV you’ll have my ‘as live’ thoughts.

Also, at the start of the coming week I’ll be posting my diary from attending the UK tour for WWE and some thoughts on the difference between Raw and Smackdown that I noticed from attending the two shows in London.

Onto Backlash, and a Pay Per View which is one of the hardest to market in the whole year because everything builds up to Wrestlemania, so this show either becomes a breeding ground for new programmes, a continuation of Mania ones, and, most often, an amalgam of both.

Looking at the match list it would be easy to say that the show isn’t necessarily destined for big things, but WWE have produced three good to excellent Pay Per Views so far in 2008, so it isn’t beyond comprehension that this one could come off well.

Match by match, let’s take a look at the card.........

12 Divas Tag Match – Mickie, Maria, Ashley, Kelly Kelly, Cherry and Michelle v Beth, Victoria, Layla, Natalya, Jillian and Melina.

I’d expect this to have it’s normal slot right in between the two title matches, and the penultimate spot on the card.

I’ve read reports that Beth may be ready to have a feud with Michelle McCool, which sounds distinctly strange to me, especially since a) they are on different brands; b) Beth is no longer champion and c) well, Michelle isn’t very good.

I know it’s the typical comparison point, but when you see the TNA Knockout’s division doing such good business and putting on decent matches , you’d say that WWE’s equivalent is way behind. I fail to see why they couldn’t have given Mickie a few weeks more of chasing Beth and to have beaten her for the title here.

This won’t be much other than a great chance for the likes of Ashley and Kelly Kelly to show that they truly are abysmal in the ring, and it will likely be left to Mickie to get beaten down for a few minutes by the heels, who bar Layla can all work.

I would suspect that the winning victorious team will likely be there to further the storyline, and so for that reason, I’ll take Beth beating McCool, and believe the rumours.

Prediction: Beth Phoenix’s team to win.
I would Book: Does it matter? I’d perhaps give Natalya the match to establish her a little more.
And another thing.....Isn’t the heel team so much hotter than the babyfaces (as much as a love Mickie and Maria)


Big Show v Great Khali

Hmm. Ain’t gonna be a classic, folks, and I would suggest they’ll have half a brain and let it go short. I don’t see them having Show come back for a (losing) match with Mayweather at Mania and then to go down to Khali. Big Show isn’t my favourite wrestler, but his work rate is a million times better than the big Ox he has to face, so I have to say Show here.

Prediction: Big Show to win a short, painless one.
I would book: The same, pretty much.
And another thing.....Umaga isn’t booked on this PPV – a post match attack on Big Show could be on the cards for a Show v Umaga.


ECW Title: Chavo Guerrero v Kane

The shortest match at Wrestlemania took place between these two, showing us all just how highly regarded the ECW brand really is.

This programme has continued subsequently, but I truly believe the only reason it has done is to simply lend a different perspective to Undertaker v Edge. It is hard to see anyone on ECW really, genuinely, having a go at the title except for Elijah Burke and Shelton Benjamin, unless they push the boat out and give Kofi Kingston a shot, so unless they the Jamaican gets a quick opportunity at a belt, it’s likely to be a heel.

And since I think Burke or Benjamin will step up for title attempts, I have to go with Kane here.

Prediction: The Big Red Machine to retain.
I would Book: Hmmm. I would have had to have started earlier, but I’d have looked at a babyface Shelton to face Chavo. ECW isn’t drawing, so make it the home for Cruiserweights and so forth.
And another thing..........If CM Punk cashes in his briefcase on ECW, I will cry.


United States Title: MVP v Matt Hardy

This isn’t done. I think that these guys have had such a storied feud that a straightforward match should not end the programme. I see a potential match of the night candidate in this one, but I wouldn’t foresee a clean finish.

I’m going to suggest that MVP will retain his belt, possibly by virtue of getting himself disqualified, but more likely getting a 3-count by virtue of having feet on ropes or something similar. My theory is that another match, with a stipulation, finishes off the feud at Judgement Day.

Prediction: MVP to win in a very heel-like way.
I would book: The same outcome, but I’d have Matt pick up a visual fall during the match, and go on to book a best two-out-of-three falls match for the next PPV.
And another thing.........Jeff Hardy is due back from suspension on May 10, just over a week before Judgment Day – could he get involved in a feud-ender between these two?


World Heavyweight Title (Smackdown) Undertaker v Edge

I’m really switched off to this feud, to be honest. I love Edge, and I respect what Taker has achieved, but I was very underwhelmed by their Wrestlemania match, and see very little value in a rematch if Edge is not going to win the title.

Which, of course, he won’t. The shout was that Undertaker was to be given a long-term title reign last summer, but of course he got injured, so this has been switched to 2008. My opinion is that Taker is big enough that he doesn’t really need the title, and that Edge is seriously under-booked as a genuine wrestler.

The beauty of Triple H being a strong heel champion, especially going back to 2000 or so, was that he was good in ring (just like Edge), he was a total prick on the microphone (just like Edge – and that’s a compliment by the way) and he was booked as a seriously good wrestler who you legitimately believed could win titles alone (.........)

I don’t think that anyone can believe that Edge can legitimately beat the Undertaker, and I don’t see why, just because he is a heel, Edge can’t be pushed to the same degree. I understand that the heels are supposed to be hated, and quick heat can be received by virtue of having lackeys helping you and a crooked authority figure on your side. However, I don’t see why he can’t look good at the same time.

That’s a tangent. For tonight, I’d suggest that we’ll likely see similar events as at Mania. I’d expect to see Hawkins and Ryder, I’d expect to see Vickie, but I’d expect to see Undertaker prevail.

Prediction: Yawn, Taker wins in his standard type of match.
I would book: Edge to win, to win in an absolute “knock-down drag-out” (as Bret would say)and to win with a move like a small package or something, so that Taker just got caught out by “the ultimate opportunist”.
And another thing...........I don’t see many challengers for the title stepping up after this one. (hmm, Maybe Big Show) As a bit of a wildcard, what if Chavo helped out Edge, but Kane assists his brother? You could even throw in a tag title switch, and then do one of those matches where whoever pins who gets their belt, like when Yokozuna and Owen hart took on HBK and Nash way back in the day.


Shawn Michaels v Batista. Special guest referee – Chris Jericho.

I’ve left this one late because I think it’s been built up better than anything else on the card. Plenty of people I speak to don’t like the addition of Jericho as a special ref, but I love a tease of heel turns and so forth, so seeing all three men act like they could turn heel intrigues me.

I don’t see Jericho being a ref for no reason, so he has to get involved. I would seriously doubt that Batista will be thrust into the Smackdown title scene again after having two consecutive matches with Taker in recent weeks, so I’d suggest that this one could drag on past this PPV. I’d suggest that there is even a possibility that a triple threat for Y2J’s Intercontinental title could be on the horizon.

This goes one of two ways. Jericho tries to screw one and screws the other, which means both men are gunning for a (probably heel) Chris Jericho. The other way is that Jericho (maybe in conjunction with the other) screws one man, beginning a Jericho v “screwed guy” feud.

Following up the second theory is that it would require a double heel turn from Jericho and one other, which would likely be Batista. This is less likely, because although it could be revealed that this is the reason that Jericho is involved and that Batista enlisted him to help take out Shawn, it isn’t likely and also Y2J has been beaten down by both men.

Prediction: Y2J gets knocked down accidentally by Michaels, and when he attempts retaliation, he lays out Batista. He then is forced to count Big Dave out. This means that both Batista and HBK have a reason for hating Y2J. This idea isn’t watertight, but it’s the best I can do.
I would book: a way of getting Jericho to turn on Shawn. These two should be able to put on some great bouts, and I’d welcome a back story of how HBK beat Jericho at Mania.
And another thing........It will be interesting to see, if they continue the programme between all three men, if Ric Flair’s name will be continually used, or whether they try to move away from this.


Fatal Fourway Elimination Match for the WWE title: Randy Orton v Triple H v John Cena v John “Bradshaw” Layfield

I have two theories once again, but the problem here is the opposite of the match above.

For HBK/Batista, both theories I have both have deep flaws. For this match both ideas seem really plausible to me. I can’t decide which one is most likely.

See what you think – firstly, I’ll say to you that Randy Orton is a heel champion. He would be very likely to pick up the win in a multiple man match on a fluke, or at least a piece of capitalisation, just like he did at Wrestlemania. But one key aspect lends itself to a title change. The Fatal Fourway stip has now been changed to an Elimination format. This means that the element of surprise and capitalisation has been taken away for Orton, and that you have a bigger likelihood of a legitimate, babyface title change.

This could mean that either Cena or Triple H is left with Orton to claim the strap off of him, or even that they team up briefly to oust the other two and then it’s down to them.

BUT............

Orton could retain. If the belt was going to change from Orton to Cena, or from Orton to Triple H, then they could just do it in a singles match. They want Orton to keep the belt and have a long title reign, and Triple H and Cena are hurt less by losing multiple matches, and the credibility of the belt is kept high by virtue of their being clean finishes and not DQs and run-ins, which there would be if Orton retained in a singles bout.

And Orton can win this match without hurting the two babyfaces. Let’s see JBL beaten first, and let’s have Orton hide out most of the time that Triple H and Cena beat the hell out of each other. When one finally drops the other, with both men almost flat out, Orton hits an RKO out of nowhere. Still champ.

I have noticed that the RKO has been increasingly built as a devastating finisher, so I’d say there is a fair chance that could be used when one man is distracted.

It has to be one of those two theories, and both seem to have solid cases. I’m going to plump for Orton retaining, for the sheer fact that I like the build to that ending more, and that I can’t see Orton dropping the strap in a match which isn’t one-one-one.

Prediction: Orton to retain
I would book: Probably Triple H to take it. I think he is at the height of his popularity, and I can see a heel turn not far away. Therefore, give the fans what they want with The Game now, before the chance is lost.
And another thing...........William Regal is not booked to be doing anything, and he just won the King of the Ring and he is GM, he could yet impose himself somewhere........you don’t think......?

Some other things about Backlash to consider:

  • Mike Adamle is making his PPV announcing debut – I hope RD and Blade at Wrestlecrap are recording the show.
  • Mick Foley is rumoured to be replacing Coach. Should be interesting. Coach to go back to Raw as GM with Regal becoming a full-time wrestler?
  • No Santino and Carlito? I thought the tag titles would be defended by Rhodes and Holly on this show against Morella and......erm, Caribbean Cool. Hopefully we will still see (or rather hear) Santino in some capacity.
  • No Hornswoggle? Too much to ask?

Enjoy the show, guys!